2007-07-16

New bachlor party prank...Blue Midget

This has to be right up there with the best bachelor party pranks ever.

...here's the deal... the group hired a midget (little person) for the trip (personally, I didn't know you could hire a midget but I guess you can get anything these days), painted him blue, and then handcuffed him to the bachelor. They were locked together for 4 days... non-stop. They ate together, slept together, showered together and hit the bathroom together. Considering it was a bachelor party they may have done some other things to together. I don't know.

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2007-07-11

iPhone visual voicemail feature

Here's a spoof on the iPhone's new visual voicemail feature which let's you listen to messages in any order you want to.

What really happened to Kurt Cobain

Anyone who followed the investigation into Kurt Cobain's alleged suicide already knows most of this. For those that don't here is a good article on why many believe Kurt's death was not a suicide.

FTA: Kurt apparently had 3 times the lethal 225 mgs dose of heroin (1.52 mgs per liter) in his blood system and intravenous puncture marks in both arms. Medical experts will tell you that such an amount, when injected directly into the bloodstream will leave you incapacitated and cause you to lapse into a coma within seconds, if not kill you instantly before the needle can even be removed from your arm. It's common for deaths of heroin overdoses to be found with the needle still sticking out of the arm. That's how quickly one lethal dose can kill a person, let alone three.

More FTA: It's hard to believe that Cobain injected himself with an insane triple lethal dose of heroin, pulled the needle out of his arm, carefully put away that needle and the heroin paraphernalia neatly back into a cigar box a few feet away, rolled down and button his sleeves, then picked up a Remington 20-gauge shotgun, placed it in his mouth and discharged it.

That's only the tip of the iceberg. How about the part where they couldn't find any fingerprints on the gun he used, the shell box next to him or the pen he supposedly used to write his suicide note.

There are many reasons why those close to Kurt don't believe he took his own life.

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2007-07-10

How real men play golf

Stroudsburg Area Regional Police are investigating complaints of a private golf outing featuring lap dance stations, threesomes and naked women at the Cherry Valley Golf Course on Monday.

Umm... yeah, check out the video after the story and feel ashamed of yourself that you haven't had the balls to do this.

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How not to commit crime

You know, it's hard for some people who are down on their luck to get by. And although I never think people should turn to crime, I can see why some would. These people however should not. You can see more of them here.