tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36648050950619715122011-12-06T07:34:02.237-05:00Random stories from the interwebs.matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.comBlogger1011100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-70871362984827248662007-08-21T14:45:00.001-04:002007-08-21T14:47:29.679-04:00

What are the odds of that?  Not good you say?  Right you are random reader.  

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-77531320042858246452007-08-09T07:07:00.000-04:002007-08-09T07:09:38.380-04:00

This project is still in the beginning phase, but looks VERY cool.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-53599188575943271352007-08-09T06:23:00.000-04:002007-08-09T06:31:34.622-04:00

These things are freaking hilarious, and by far the best one's are from Pearl Jam cause you have no idea what Eddie is saying anyway. Yellow Ledbetter Black Even Flow And a Fall Out Boy video that was a favorite around here... ALSO INTO CATS!!!

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-64994887821279839112007-08-09T06:13:00.000-04:002007-08-09T06:35:04.136-04:00

So it's been a while since we posted. We've been working on a new site design, and really just working on other things besides this here blog. Our one faithful (read: bored) reader is bugging the shit out of me to do some updates so here you go... These people have no idea what 911 is meant to be for. I think these people should be billed out the ass for calling an emergency line for dumbass

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-46509993450955607672007-07-16T15:37:00.000-04:002008-12-10T15:12:17.308-05:00

This has to be right up there with the best bachelor party pranks ever. ...here's the deal... the group hired a midget (little person) for the trip (personally, I didn't know you could hire a midget but I guess you can get anything these days), painted him blue, and then handcuffed him to the bachelor. They were locked together for 4 days... non-stop. They ate together, slept together, showered

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-14431860410674063862007-07-11T12:50:00.000-04:002007-07-11T12:58:22.158-04:00

Here's a spoof on the iPhone's new visual voicemail feature which let's you listen to messages in any order you want to.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-80791653211798300322007-07-11T12:42:00.000-04:002008-12-10T15:12:17.502-05:00

Anyone who followed the investigation into Kurt Cobain's alleged suicide already knows most of this. For those that don't here is a good article on why many believe Kurt's death was not a suicide. FTA: Kurt apparently had 3 times the lethal 225 mgs dose of heroin (1.52 mgs per liter) in his blood system and intravenous puncture marks in both arms. Medical experts will tell you that such an

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-90159119691696026922007-07-10T19:41:00.000-04:002007-07-11T12:53:47.310-04:00

Stroudsburg Area Regional Police are investigating complaints of a private golf outing featuring lap dance stations, threesomes and naked women at the Cherry Valley Golf Course on Monday. Umm... yeah, check out the video after the story and feel ashamed of yourself that you haven't had the balls to do this. [Read]

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-20855635615048068492007-07-10T19:27:00.000-04:002007-07-11T12:32:50.851-04:00

You know, it's hard for some people who are down on their luck to get by. And although I never think people should turn to crime, I can see why some would. These people however should not. You can see more of them here.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-5771304549585472852007-06-15T20:57:00.001-04:002007-06-15T20:59:32.753-04:00

A great study about the effects of various drugs (caffeine, marijuana, crack, and more) on spiders and their spiderwebs. Seriously though, in the 60's there was a study on the effects of various drugs on a spider's web making abilities. It's pretty interesting...read about it on [CaffeineWeb]

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-31941606971255044292007-06-15T11:11:00.000-04:002007-07-11T12:56:24.150-04:00

So you're sitting there playing pong on your Atari 2600 thinking about how much the controller sucks. You could move up to a more modern console, or you could think outside the box as Jennifer from New York University did. For her demo, Chowdhury made a video of herself and a partner playing Pong. He stands behind her with his hands near her shoulders, and she reaches back toward his hips. When

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-32830377810354318192007-06-07T16:16:00.000-04:002007-06-07T16:18:06.676-04:00

I was going to save this and post it with a "drunk people" collection, but this is great by itself and I just couldn't wait. There's nothing funnier than a drunk person doing a faceplant, and this video has a LOT of those.

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-50514720683138440942007-06-05T13:47:00.000-04:002007-06-05T13:52:32.870-04:00

What's the greatest and best thing on the internet today you ask? Well that would be this advertisment.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-6330366758346660552007-06-03T09:29:00.000-04:002007-06-03T09:33:56.972-04:00

Here's a fact you may not know, Bob Dylan wrote every hit song in the past 35 years. Don't believe me? Here's the proof. I just keep thinking about Dylan sitting there in '66 pickin' rump shaker on his old 6 string.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-22291796561965532192007-06-02T13:49:00.000-04:002007-06-02T14:17:59.427-04:00

I was just browsing around youtube this morning and came across some old Chris Farley clips. It's hard to believe it will be 10 years since he died in December. I can honestly say that he's by far the best physical comedian I've ever seen. Here's a few clips to bring back some memories. Matt Foley Clips Some Dancing Clips Impressions Fat guy in a little coat Outtakes And one I

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-91229612628010623182007-06-02T13:13:00.001-04:002007-06-02T13:13:40.014-04:00

No idea what they're saying here, but this is weird enough anyway. Apparently this is fake beer in Japan that's marketing specifically for kids. They've been out for a few years. Bottles, cans, and six packs...wine, champagne, and cocktails. Must be fun to be a kid in Japan! Anyway watch the video and read the link, there's some great pictures there. [CScout Japan]

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-3105628857530570042007-06-02T13:06:00.001-04:002007-06-02T13:07:57.411-04:00

NSFW: Language From the "ridiculous Barney music video remix" files comes Money Maker...featuring Elmo. A lot of the Barney remixes are pretty crappy, they just throw together clips. This, like the Tupac one, is really well thought out.

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-87514917545266700532007-06-01T19:50:00.000-04:002007-06-02T13:09:04.826-04:00

Even though this is a new track, I put it under Old School Friday because Black Sheep is one of the dopest old school crews still in the game (kinda...see below). Dres is one of my favorite rappers, and it's great to see him back with the old crew. Great track. Apparently Mr Lawnge has gone solo - but did (according to Dres) help out with the new project. Production guests include Bean 1,

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-52671796723815001722007-05-31T22:51:00.000-04:002007-05-31T22:58:15.715-04:00

Anyone who knows me knows that I'm all for being open minded to religion, and actively exploring my personal spirituality. But man, some arguments (both for and against the concepts) are just ... oh, what's the word I want here ... well, nuts. Here's two old school (in Internet lifetimes) examples from the "for" category. Bananas: with Kirk Cameron Peanut Butter: with Chuck Missler (who?)

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-77301263594582981052007-05-31T22:33:00.000-04:002007-05-31T22:47:08.066-04:00

Who's Weng Weng (pronounced Wang Wang), you ask? He's the baddest 2'9" B-movie star you never heard of...until now. According to Boing Boing referencing trashvideo he began his movie career doing underground adult films...nice. Also, he was in a video ["MoonBoy From Another Planet" in which he played a lovable three foot alien who befriends a poor Filipino boy] whos filmmaker sued Steven

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-12804000785891986932007-05-31T22:29:00.000-04:002007-05-31T22:33:29.766-04:00

So, a week or two or three ago (shut up, measuring time is stupid) I posted the 300 Anchorman clip. Little did I know just how many 300 trailer re-cuts there were. I still think the Anchorman one is the best - but I'll admit I haven't watched 1/5 of the ones out there. Here's two I did watch, because these movies are both awesome: Army of Darkness The Sandlot If you've got some time on

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-4745667728926584722007-05-31T22:16:00.000-04:002007-05-31T22:20:03.530-04:00

Apparently, this is from a Finnish sketch comedy show named "Ranuan Kummit". Possibly NSFW, assuming you're not allowed to watch clothed dancing alien softcore porn while a narrator hollers in Finnish.

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-19980603615774763302007-05-31T08:06:00.000-04:002007-05-31T08:08:28.694-04:00

So this guy from Erie came up with this idea at like 3 in the morning for curing cancer using radio waves. Genius by itself...but, when you add the fact that a by-product of this invention is that he can also set salt water on fire (thus making it combustible enough to be a fuel source)...well, I'll let the video blow your mind for me. It's too early to be witty.

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-1511058383843605852007-05-30T15:17:00.000-04:002007-05-30T15:22:51.006-04:00

Now this is what I'm talking about. In 5 years we're all going to have these in our homes and it will make life so much simpler. Can you imagine your coffee table acting as a media server, picture and movie viewer, web browser and bluetooth/usb port all in one? That and a slick ass touch interface to interact with all your information.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-80867753810744126422007-05-30T10:54:00.000-04:002007-05-30T10:58:30.338-04:00

No, I'm not talking about beer goggles. I'm talking about the skinny glasses some bars use for serving beer. Here's a video showing just how much beer you'll be getting (more importantly losing) if you're served in one of these glasses. Beer Drinker ?You Have To Know This ...... - The most amazing videos are a click away

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-85529082193501178492007-05-30T10:49:00.000-04:002007-05-30T10:50:50.306-04:00

This is pretty cool. At first I thought that the people were just hearing what they wanted to hear, but the dogs actually sound like they're talking a few times.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-62800288836586784082007-05-30T10:29:00.000-04:002007-05-30T10:32:31.352-04:00

Much like Craig Christ (research Steven Lynch if you have no idea what I'm talking about), here's another misunderstood younger brother. Poor guy. Good find, Krissy. If you like this, apparently there are more.

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-51662747911107685932007-05-30T09:20:00.000-04:002007-05-30T09:23:07.680-04:00

Classic. Really, this should go on Old School Fridays, but I really don't want to wait to post it. This is EXACTLY what I would have done, if I were that guy, and thought of it. Watch it to the end - the last minute is the BEST.

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-5888432633704146192007-05-30T07:47:00.000-04:002007-05-30T07:51:57.640-04:00

This was actually on an episode of MythBusters, me and the Grand Chawhee (50 points if you know what that's from) tried it and like most science, it worked really really well. I'd explain how it works but then you wouldn't watch the video, and then what's the point of me posting it in the first place? So watch, you zoomer, and learn. GOOOO SCIENCE!

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-7834872503298801062007-05-30T07:42:00.000-04:002007-05-30T07:51:47.046-04:00

So, it's been 6 days since the last post, and I refuse to let it get to a week, because that's the start of a downward spiral I don't want to get on. Unlike the Super Fun Happy Slide, which I would LOVE to get on. Lock yourself out of your car? Can't find it in a parking lot? Here's a few ideas that may or may not work for you. There's actually a LOT more, but I'm too lazy to post them

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-57167122066020051702007-05-24T14:14:00.000-04:002007-05-24T14:19:40.139-04:00

Hot damn if this isn't the best advertisement I've ever seen. Just watching it makes me want to buy a sofa. In case you didn't catch it, his store is located in Montgomery.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-60123958188495692372007-05-24T14:07:00.000-04:002007-05-24T14:12:57.681-04:00

Yo yo yo, check this out G. These kats be all up in yo grill with the flyest beats and the dopest rhymes. Fo sho.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-68547320255644980562007-05-24T13:55:00.000-04:002007-05-30T11:46:18.753-04:00

Just a head up. If you see this dude, beware. You won't be able to understand him, but know that where you are is HIS corner, not yours. Also, don't drive a PT Cruiser near his corner. He apparently doesn't take kindly to that particular model. NSFW language.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-60149980586765189292007-05-23T00:47:00.000-04:002007-05-23T00:50:15.606-04:00

Alright, I'd like to say I'm posting this because there are girls that read this crazy blog, but the truth is, I find the strangest shit funny. And as someone who truly enjoys watching Kimbo bare-knuckle street fight (if you don't know what I'm talking about, wait for next OSF) you'd probably never expect that I'd really like a video about cats. Just cats. Well, I do, so shut up. What do you

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-82772594089977594712007-05-22T17:41:00.000-04:002007-05-22T17:44:01.357-04:00

Here's a little tribute to Pacman Jones set to Crazy Train.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-15328753536382683802007-05-18T16:41:00.000-04:002007-05-18T17:01:24.342-04:00

The makers of the classic NES football game Tecmo Bowl and the superior Tecmo Super Bowl are in the process of making an updated version of the game for today's consoles. As long as you can still do this, I'm all in... Here's MJD's take on it from The Debriefing... Picture a night of Tecmo Bowl with your friends right now. You'd put the game in, and for about 30 seconds, you'd be a giddy

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-29465931765347038592007-05-18T10:44:00.000-04:002008-12-10T15:12:18.713-05:00

So, these people in Mobile, Alabama think they've seen a leprechaun in their neighborhood. Some huge black guy has an Irish great-great grandfather that gave him a special leprechaun flute. Or, it "Could be a crackhead, got hol' ta tha wrong stuff. And it told him to climb up in a tree and act like a leprechaun." My favorite part, "who all seen the leprechaun say yeaaaaay" - the look he

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-37602957648878804322007-05-18T09:44:00.000-04:002007-05-18T09:57:35.890-04:00

This isn't totally old school for old school friday, but the clip at the beginning is. This is definitely up there with movie moments I could have never predicted. Sweet old Bob Barker kicking the shit out of Adam Sandler. I haven't watched The Price is Right for a while now, with having to work for the man and all. Nevertheless it's still odd to think about daytime TV without Bob Barker.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-25186534768651392392007-05-17T13:55:00.000-04:002007-05-17T13:59:05.000-04:00

Funny skit on how not to simulate spanking it.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-40965288900992914022007-05-17T11:28:00.000-04:002008-12-10T15:12:18.928-05:00

This may look goofy, and it's a Japanese site, but the game is addictive as hell. Remember that you can shoot the arrow while you're in mid-air. [Play]

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-68891846819621806842007-05-16T20:32:00.000-04:002008-12-10T15:12:19.197-05:00

For more than 40 years, scientists have tried to figure out what's causing large parts of Canada, particularly the Hudson Bay region, to be "missing" gravity. In other words, gravity in the Hudson Bay area and surrounding regions is lower than it is in other parts of the world, a phenomenon first identified in the 1960s when the Earth's global gravity fields were being charted. [HowStuffWorks]

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-63069766111581713852007-05-16T14:18:00.000-04:002008-12-10T15:12:19.554-05:00

I think by now it's clear to anyone outside of San Antonio that Bruce Bowen is a dirty player. A great defender he might be and off the court he's apparently a very likable and intelligent guy. On the court though, he does stuff like this. That's just the most recent occurrence. There's plenty more where that came from but I'd highly recommend this one.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-78999079089007622252007-05-16T14:10:00.000-04:002007-05-16T14:33:53.486-04:00

Who says we have race relation problems in this country. Just watching this makes me think that maybe we CAN all get along. Dog Humps Duck - Watch more free videos Here's another one Steve just sent me along those same lines. Dog Humps Cats Head - Watch more free videos

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-57508897463933391232007-05-16T13:31:00.000-04:002007-05-16T13:37:20.131-04:00

Mugatu: Look, they're break dance fighting!

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-33548788484061774022007-05-16T12:42:00.000-04:002007-05-16T12:50:57.364-04:00

So a cop in Michigan confiscated some pot off a random person on the street, took it home and made brownies with it. He and his wife then ate the brownies and thought they were dying. To cover it up, the guy blamed the whole deal on his wife. Classy. Here's the 911 call they placed when they were on deaths doorstep. Just in case you were wondering, there has never been a documented case of

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-75328344932553142802007-05-16T09:16:00.000-04:002007-05-16T09:25:39.645-04:00

A company named Shark Defense have found that a rare earth magnet may be the key to avoid getting eaten by Jaws. Since 2001, SharkDefense has been working on a chemical shark repellent. According to Herrmann, he and Stroud were playing around with powerful rare-earth magnets in 2005, when he dropped one next to their shark research tank in Oak Ridge, New Jersey. The lemon and nurse sharks inside

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-23138190777273078792007-05-16T07:52:00.000-04:002008-12-10T15:12:19.783-05:00

Yeah, you read that right. Drive-in church. I mean, I know we're a lazy country, but are Americans THAT lazy? Christ! [get it, I made a joke] And this place has been open for over FIFTY YEARS. Wow. For more than five decades, the 12-acre plot of land off South Atlantic Avenue has been home to the Daytona Beach Drive-In Christian Church. [TampaBays10.com] [driveinchurch.net]

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-64697947799471926372007-05-16T07:42:00.000-04:002007-05-16T07:53:11.370-04:00

So, anyone who's ever sent me an email forward that made no sense at all knows that I'm very big on debunking that kind of crap. Could Bill Gates POSSIBLY track and pay you for sending emails? WOULD he? Don't be ridiculous. Yet I still get that one sent to me, randomly, 8-10 years later [sigh]. If you're one of the guilty forwarders, I'm going to let you in on a dirty little secret: Snopes.

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-26281080054484190552007-05-15T17:30:00.000-04:002007-05-15T17:35:22.668-04:00

I'll let the video speak for itself. I wish I could do that when I was 11, or now for that matter.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-74673354677363950552007-05-15T14:49:00.000-04:002008-12-10T15:12:19.924-05:00

May 15th marks the 40 year anniversary of the first games hooked up to the television. An article on the 1up site tells the story of Ralph Baer, Bill Harrison, and Bill Rusch working at the Sanders Associates company on a little game called Pong. They go into a great deal of detail on the development of the console, going so far as to include a number of the group's original notes on the project.

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-54813635568250983092007-05-15T14:10:00.000-04:002007-05-15T14:12:30.245-04:00

I'll leave commentary to other bloggers. I've learned to try to keep my mouth generally shut when it comes to religion, especially the "Moral Majority" (what a stupid name). Nobody wants to hear what I have to say, and those who do already agree with me about stuff. LYNCHBURG, Va. - The Rev. Jerry Falwell — founder of the Moral Majority and the face of the religious right in the 1980s — died

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-32477164341276704222007-05-15T10:07:00.000-04:002007-05-15T10:13:19.704-04:00

A friend of mine sent me this at work yesterday. So, back in the 1800's, people were a little nuts (not that they aren't today). In "Frisco" (take THAT Emperor) in the mid 1800's, an ex-businessman turned pauper named Edward Norton declared himself Emperor of the US. He fully discharged politicians from their duties, proposed the dismantling and abolishment of Congress, and demanded military

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-84722308014295137732007-05-15T09:48:00.000-04:002007-05-15T09:49:20.726-04:00

Yolanda has been the 'star of the show in the bleachers'. Listen to what she has to say about Slamball. Is she the new Bubb Rubb? (more)

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-89495864434587503772007-05-15T09:47:00.000-04:002007-05-15T09:53:00.625-04:00

Stern had Dee Snider on his show this morning and they were talking about this video from the 80's. Snider was apparently just walking down the street and got sucker punched. He did end up whooping the shit out of the guy though.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-34840214182215580592007-05-15T09:12:00.000-04:002007-05-15T13:32:00.482-04:00

Alright, so last week Old School Friday [OSF] kind of...fell apart. Mostly because my computer decided to do the same. But, here at work, Scally and I are running 8-Track Tuesdays (yes, we have an 8 track player, and yes, about 100 8-tracks...the Stones are on right now). So, I'll make up for it now, while I'm in an old school mood. This week's classic: Bubb Rubb and Lil' Sis and their

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-4887326635865926262007-05-14T19:26:00.000-04:002007-05-14T19:44:10.840-04:00

How much would you pay to see a new theatrical release in the comfort of your own home? Comcast is trying to make the "simultaneous release" dream happen, but with prices being proposed in the $30-50 range per screening, the dream looks more like a Hollywood acid trip. Comcast COO Stephen Burke told attendees at last week's national cable confab that studios are interested, but that interest must

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-22924732768607079772007-05-14T18:46:00.000-04:002007-05-14T18:53:26.188-04:00

Heroes is launching a new series to tide watchers over till the new season starts. The new show has been ordered for six episodes, and will introduce a completely new set of characters. The coolest part: In an effort to make the show interactive (and, I'm guessing, to squash what is going to be some griping by "Heroes" fans who are unhappy that the original show won't return in September), NBC

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-53436495824092454572007-05-14T15:52:00.000-04:002008-12-10T15:12:20.204-05:00

If you've ever wondered what those faces the Stephen Jackson makes are all about, here's one guess. Stephen Jackson is constantly smelling a bad fart. [Read]

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-79558539167718610992007-05-14T14:05:00.000-04:002007-05-14T14:08:09.101-04:00

I don't think I'd go that far as The Sun did, but this is pretty damn sick.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-10531253846095465012007-05-14T13:26:00.000-04:002008-12-10T15:12:20.420-05:00

I'm not sure how much to believe this, but a seller on eBay is auctioning off solid gold iPhones. If you're interested, you can buy the 8GB model for the rock bottom price of $10,000, or it that's too rich for your blood $9500 will snag you the 4GB version. EDIT Looks like the postings are all down. I'm guessing this was just a hoax that eBay finally caught on to.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-43742660474064294192007-05-14T11:47:00.000-04:002007-05-14T12:09:57.660-04:00

These are just a few little animations from YTMND (you're the man now dog). If you've never seen their site, I highly recommend checking it out. Make sure your speakers are on for these. Bill Cosby / Dr. Dre remix 60 Minutes For Eagles Fans Stephen Colbert iPod Ad Old School Batman Real Life Peter Griffin Stole My Bike

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-11821120997265309712007-05-10T16:34:00.000-04:002007-05-10T16:56:34.240-04:00

So according to College Humor, America's hottest college student hails from the University of Delaware. I know this isn't really that big of a deal, but you don't see Delaware in the news that often so we take what we can get. [Read]

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-65102334196196052002007-05-10T10:48:00.000-04:002007-05-10T11:08:28.039-04:00

Mark Cuban and his Landmark Theatres are putting a fresh spin on going to the movies, making the experience a little more adult friendly. “In our new Denver theater, we completely removed the concession stands,” says Cuban. “The original design had the traditional concession stand taking up prime real estate and dominating the look and feel of the theater. We decided that we would rather use

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-82971060935187762882007-05-09T12:32:00.000-04:002007-05-14T13:32:24.758-04:00

We all knew it would happen sooner or later. Microsoft, trying to keep with Joneses at Apple showed off it's new cell phone concept dubbed the oFone. [Read]

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-89896142954940098712007-05-09T11:59:00.000-04:002007-05-09T12:31:28.515-04:00

This is one badass turtle. The little sucker shows no fear whatsoever of the cats and obviously wants them out of his yard. The best is watching the first cat play with him over and over, only to learn that turtle bites HURT.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-76366198901648863422007-05-09T10:13:00.001-04:002009-03-19T14:26:32.204-04:00

These are some futuristic hotels that are already built, in the process of being built or just concepts. The one in Fiji is particularly cool as you can see in this video. [Read]

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-13590732751362148472007-05-08T23:53:00.001-04:002007-05-08T23:53:50.038-04:00

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-21289628299972173432007-05-07T17:06:00.000-04:002008-12-10T15:12:21.277-05:00

I love bacon. If it wouldn't kill me, I'd probably eat bacon for every meal of the day. Bacon on cheeseburgers, bacon on sandwiches, steak wrapped in bacon, bacon on bacon with a side of bacon. I loves me some bacon. This however, is not bacon... This was purchased at a K-mart in Denver. Don't ever buy your bacon from a K-mart in Denver. [Read]

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-8740818074511838582007-05-07T16:59:00.000-04:002007-05-07T17:19:55.039-04:00

I actually feel dumber after watching this video. Was anyone else's first thought "damn they look just like the predator"?

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-37092716670835985972007-05-07T13:24:00.000-04:002007-05-07T13:26:41.428-04:00

I couldn't wait until Friday because I'd probably forget about this by then. Originally written and performed by Jerry C, this is an update on an oldie (so maybe this doesn't count against Old School Friday anyway). This kid kills it. [Jerry C's original version]

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-64761602268234796532007-05-07T13:12:00.000-04:002007-05-07T13:20:52.230-04:00

So, a friend of mine went to SLC this weekend, and came back with stories of the Joseph Smith Sphinx. Yes, it's real... The finished statues are likewise unconventional, even eccentric: a sacrificial altar, a shrine to Child's beloved wife Bertha, even a sphinx with the face of Mormon prophet Joseph Smith, Jr. Child, who shared the garden with thousands of visitors over his lifetime, knew that

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-7388481207806607222007-05-05T19:28:00.000-04:002007-05-05T21:51:44.252-04:00

Another oldie but goodie - the dancing kids make this video. I think Fridays will now become Old School Friday from now on, so for any 'classics' like this, you're just going to have to wait until then. Or Saturday if that's when I remember. Anyway...until then...(NSFW language, which you already knew if you have any idea who Tupac is)

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-2688932200688450582007-05-05T13:02:00.000-04:002007-05-07T17:20:11.591-04:00

This is another old one but I couldn't help posting it just in case any hasn't seen it before or just wants to see it again. NSFW language.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-91699330476979300712007-05-04T17:05:00.000-04:002007-05-09T01:05:01.165-04:00

Sure, we all know Carlos Mencia isn't that funny - but just how not funny is he? His jokes are rip-offs of other comedians - and he STILL manages to fuck them up somehow. Here's Joe Rogan calling him out. This is kind of old, but a lot of people I know haven't seen it yet. And a LOT of people still watch his retarded show. Stop, please. You'd learn (and laugh) a lot more watching paint dry

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-87602225515788573412007-05-04T15:37:00.000-04:002007-05-05T13:07:01.681-04:00

You know you're F'd up when you're lying on the floor eating pizza while your daughter gives you shit and videotapes the whole ordeal. And this is the guy the entire German nation decided to worship.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-45680125522908110522007-05-04T15:26:00.001-04:002007-05-05T13:07:01.682-04:00

This video makes me wish I had a camera when I was a kid. I can't even begin to count the amount of dumb shit like this my sister and I did...laundry basket/sleeping bag races down the steps, anyone?

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-63348060035606044162007-05-04T15:03:00.000-04:002007-05-04T15:07:11.899-04:00

On the first Friday of May each year, thousands of people celebrate a little-known holiday called No Pants Day. Logically, they celebrate this holiday by not wearing any pants. While some clever people note that you could celebrate by wearing a dress, skirt, kilt or other pants alternative, traditionalists will argue that such clothing is not in keeping with the spirit of the day. [Read]

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-78053302531174420752007-05-04T14:03:00.000-04:002007-05-04T14:06:15.804-04:00

So, you're the proud owner of a new PC. You anxiously open the box, dumping out the contents, casting the instructions aside. You feverishly push your old PC off the desk and get the new one set up. On the floor lies a pile of plastic wrap and twist ties. Your brand spanking new PC boots up only to greet you with a plethora of pop up advertisements pestering you to pay for anti-virus software or

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-14415120456073590292007-05-04T13:52:00.000-04:002007-05-04T14:01:12.985-04:00

Some colors become huge successes early on and then fade off into obscurity… while other colors go the distance and become international icons. Here we look at 11 of the great color legends… Stop Sign Red, Horny Green M&Ms, Black Death, Blue Sky... [Read]

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-66177749125027467292007-05-04T13:48:00.000-04:002007-05-04T13:49:37.666-04:00

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-42981684408113105642007-05-04T12:06:00.000-04:002007-06-21T22:55:35.902-04:00

From a distance, as we rounded a bend and first caught sight of it, I couldn't believe the strange structure ahead of me was actually real. The tower looked like it was being hosed with giant sprays of water or was somehow being squirted with jets of pale gas. I had trouble working it out. In fact, as we found out when we got closer, the rays of sunlight reflected by a field of 600 huge mirrors

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-48381666118639809622007-05-04T11:43:00.000-04:002007-05-04T11:45:19.534-04:00

File this one under pointless: Numerologists: Your moment is about to arrive. Mathematicians and lottery players: You may want to pay attention, too. On Sunday, at 02:03:04 a.m. on 05/06/07, time will align itself in a perfect pattern, 2-3-4-5-6-7. For those who slept though last year's 1-2-3-4-5-6 moment at 1:02 a.m. and three seconds on April, 5, 2006, this is your second chance. Read

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-79012756506454530872007-05-04T08:54:00.000-04:002007-05-05T13:07:01.683-04:00

For your friday viewing pleasure, here's some sexy webcam strippers. Sexy Webcam Strip - More bloopers are a click away perv

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-27753496511285663002007-05-03T22:14:00.000-04:002008-12-10T15:12:22.187-05:00

OK, so you're Brady Quinn. You played quarterback for Notre Dame, recently got drafted by the Cleveland Browns, and oh yeah, you like to grab balls apparently.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-32903499960398983432007-05-03T18:38:00.000-04:002007-05-05T13:07:01.685-04:00

Classic. Even better than the Ghetto Resume - because this wasn't made up.

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-87542566384097482922007-05-03T17:47:00.000-04:002007-05-05T13:07:01.686-04:00

Honestly, I can't even think of anything to say, except "enjoy".

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-45576732797385856842007-05-03T14:34:00.000-04:002007-05-03T15:07:48.000-04:00

If your tired of the same old same old of skydiving, base jumping, and cliff diving, here's something new for you to try.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-73818333586823804832007-05-03T12:57:00.000-04:002007-05-03T14:34:26.556-04:00

During halftime of the Dallas/Golden State game, one lucky fan got the opportunity to dunk using a trampoline. Bad idea. Maybe next time they should pick someone a little less...Caucasian.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-12630181191393034062007-05-02T13:48:00.000-04:002007-05-08T12:53:51.954-04:00

Two illegal aliens broke into a house in Montana where an 11 year old girl was all alone. Usually this is the start of a tragic story, but not if that little girl is a clay shooting champion who just happens to know where her dad keeps his shotgun. She ended up killing both men, one of which was carrying a 45 caliber handgun from a previous robbery in which they had killed the victim. [Read]

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-20562093859980029392007-05-02T12:22:00.000-04:002007-05-05T13:07:01.687-04:00

This is a hilarious sit down between Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick and NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. [Read] In reality, this is what Vick had to say after the meeting with the big man: "After what happened Friday, and then what happened on Monday, I just wanted to crawl in a hole. I can't take it no more. I walk around with a smile on my face and act like I'm happy, but on the inside

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-64646545370361210312007-05-02T09:56:00.000-04:002007-05-02T14:17:27.237-04:00

Dell is finally giving customers a real choice in their operating systems. During a recent survey, Dell received an overwhelming amount of requests for machines preloaded with Ubuntu. According to a Dell blog, the systems should be available in the next few weeks.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-18553467769752246222007-05-02T09:11:00.000-04:002007-05-09T12:08:09.417-04:00

No, you pervert, a REAL beaver. Artist Kasey McMahon transformed a beaver into her computer, complete with case fans, USB, the works (yes, those two things constitute the works). Specs: Intel Core 2 Duo processor - T7200 2.00 GHz 667 4MB 1.0375–1.3V 160G Hard drive - laptop drive 1G RAM - NBM 1G|PATRIOT DII667 PSD21G6672S R Motherboard: AOpen Mini ITX A-I945GTT-VFA (RoHS) with

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-66993579888578956662007-05-02T08:59:00.000-04:002007-05-02T09:02:12.396-04:00

As much as most of us in any computer-related industry would really, really like to be healthy...real life doesn't always allow that. Small steps seem to be the key so far. This one, I'm mostly saving for myself to read later...then again, anyone reading this blog is probably a nerd anyway. So, enjoy. [Read]

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-73035971018990809492007-05-02T08:29:00.000-04:002007-05-05T13:07:01.688-04:00

The owner of a Mexican restaurant is offering 500 tacos for information that leads to the arrest of the person who stole about $3,000. [Read]

stevehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05207187700308499700noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-85111703489516029302007-05-02T00:19:00.000-04:002007-05-03T14:34:26.556-04:00

This is a track by Dan Le Sac and Scroobius Pip. I know you've never heard of them, but the lyrics are dope and it's a great video as well. Here's an interview with them about the song...

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-52470049369264665602007-05-01T22:49:00.000-04:002007-05-03T14:34:26.557-04:00

NSFW language I guess if you ever square off with Jimmy, you don't have much to worry about. Just don't let his mom get a hold of you.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-84464836474912532242007-05-01T14:08:00.000-04:002007-05-05T13:07:01.689-04:00

These are always funny as hell...

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-42622187152300024112007-05-01T13:32:00.000-04:002007-05-01T23:10:44.619-04:00

Here's some interesting designs in furniture . I especially like the grass couch and chair, as well as the table taking a leak.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-85220078605951040252007-05-01T12:15:00.000-04:002007-05-03T14:34:26.558-04:00

NSFW language I can't believe this doesn't happen more often with all the live video shots from crowds at sporting events.

matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11496722656734664547noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3664805095061971512.post-443381839077123352007-05-01T11:28:00.000-04:002007-05-01T23:11:52.550-04:00

Finally a way to legally purchase absinthe in the US. From the article... I sampled the 124-proof liqueur last week, while watching the National Basketball Association playoffs. When diluted with water and a pinch of sugar, the absinthe’s taste is strong and pleasant. And the buzz has an odd way of focusing the mind — I’ve rarely been so entranced by the swish of a basketball net. I've only

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