[OSF] Kick-Ass Weng Weng Rap

Who's Weng Weng (pronounced Wang Wang), you ask? He's the baddest 2'9" B-movie star you never heard of...until now. According to Boing Boing referencing trashvideo he began his movie career doing underground adult films...nice. Also, he was in a video ["MoonBoy From Another Planet" in which he played a lovable three foot alien who befriends a poor Filipino boy] whos filmmaker sued Steven Spielberg for ripping off "E.T.". Also, he's a Guiness World Record holder (shortest adult actor in a leading role). The best part is, the rap is actually really good. Great lyrics. Classic: Put your hands low down where he can see 'em Then put 'em up high He's a tiny human being Guaranteein security to Philipino citizens, It's all the same thing to Weng Weng Guilty, innocent He got his own style, he's got a cute little smile In fact one time he even got picked up by a pedophile But kill that He's skilled at the art of attack He got a razorblade hat, a little gat, and a rocketpack He doesn't like booze so never pour him a shot of scotch Just give him a coke and you won't get a pop in the crotch His movies you love to watch, he knows that they all sweet WENG WENG IS DOIN HIS THANG THANG UNDER THREE FEET You want fight scenes? SURE! [Wikipedia]

This is his MF'ing Corner

Just a head up. If you see this dude, beware. You won't be able to understand him, but know that where you are is HIS corner, not yours. Also, don't drive a PT Cruiser near his corner. He apparently doesn't take kindly to that particular model. NSFW language.

Dee Snider was one bad ass mofo

Stern had Dee Snider on his show this morning and they were talking about this video from the 80's. Snider was apparently just walking down the street and got sucker punched. He did end up whooping the shit out of the guy though.

Carlos Mencia vs Joe Rogan

Sure, we all know Carlos Mencia isn't that funny - but just how not funny is he? His jokes are rip-offs of other comedians - and he STILL manages to fuck them up somehow. Here's Joe Rogan calling him out. This is kind of old, but a lot of people I know haven't seen it yet. And a LOT of people still watch his retarded show. Stop, please. You'd learn (and laugh) a lot more watching paint dry.

Jimmy's mom will kick your ass

NSFW language I guess if you ever square off with Jimmy, you don't have much to worry about. Just don't let his mom get a hold of you.