New bachlor party prank...Blue Midget

This has to be right up there with the best bachelor party pranks ever.

...here's the deal... the group hired a midget (little person) for the trip (personally, I didn't know you could hire a midget but I guess you can get anything these days), painted him blue, and then handcuffed him to the bachelor. They were locked together for 4 days... non-stop. They ate together, slept together, showered together and hit the bathroom together. Considering it was a bachelor party they may have done some other things to together. I don't know.

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iPhone visual voicemail feature

Here's a spoof on the iPhone's new visual voicemail feature which let's you listen to messages in any order you want to.

Drunk Redneck Women Falling Down

I was going to save this and post it with a "drunk people" collection, but this is great by itself and I just couldn't wait. There's nothing funnier than a drunk person doing a faceplant, and this video has a LOT of those.

Japanese Kid's Beer Commercial (Kodomo no nomimono)

No idea what they're saying here, but this is weird enough anyway. Apparently this is fake beer in Japan that's marketing specifically for kids. They've been out for a few years. Bottles, cans, and six packs...wine, champagne, and cocktails. Must be fun to be a kid in Japan! Anyway watch the video and read the link, there's some great pictures there. [CScout Japan]

Beware of trick beer glasses

No, I'm not talking about beer goggles. I'm talking about the skinny glasses some bars use for serving beer. Here's a video showing just how much beer you'll be getting (more importantly losing) if you're served in one of these glasses. Beer Drinker ?You Have To Know This ...... - The most amazing videos are a click away

Chill your beer FAST with science

This was actually on an episode of MythBusters, me and the Grand Chawhee (50 points if you know what that's from) tried it and like most science, it worked really really well. I'd explain how it works but then you wouldn't watch the video, and then what's the point of me posting it in the first place? So watch, you zoomer, and learn. GOOOO SCIENCE!

The Hoff get's wasted

You know you're F'd up when you're lying on the floor eating pizza while your daughter gives you shit and videotapes the whole ordeal. And this is the guy the entire German nation decided to worship.

Absinthe soon to be available stateside (legally)

Finally a way to legally purchase absinthe in the US. From the article... I sampled the 124-proof liqueur last week, while watching the National Basketball Association playoffs. When diluted with water and a pinch of sugar, the absinthe’s taste is strong and pleasant. And the buzz has an odd way of focusing the mind — I’ve rarely been so entranced by the swish of a basketball net. I've only tried absinthe once, and it was a homemade concoction which tasted like burnt ass hair mixed with dog shit. I didn't really feel any effects from it although I only managed to get a shot or 2 down. Let's hope this stuff actually works since it's almost $60 for a 750ml bottle.