This has to be right up there with the best bachelor party pranks ever.
...here's the deal... the group hired a midget (little person) for the trip (personally, I didn't know you could hire a midget but I guess you can get anything these days), painted him blue, and then handcuffed him to the bachelor. They were locked together for 4 days... non-stop. They ate together, slept together, showered together and hit the bathroom together. Considering it was a bachelor party they may have done some other things to together. I don't know.
A great study about the effects of various drugs (caffeine, marijuana, crack, and more) on spiders and their spiderwebs.
Seriously though, in the 60's there was a study on the effects of various drugs on a spider's web making abilities. It's pretty interesting...read about it on [CaffeineWeb]
No idea what they're saying here, but this is weird enough anyway. Apparently this is fake beer in Japan that's marketing specifically for kids. They've been out for a few years. Bottles, cans, and six packs...wine, champagne, and cocktails. Must be fun to be a kid in Japan! Anyway watch the video and read the link, there's some great pictures there.
[CScout Japan]
NSFW: Language
From the "ridiculous Barney music video remix" files comes Money Maker...featuring Elmo. A lot of the Barney remixes are pretty crappy, they just throw together clips. This, like the Tupac one, is really well thought out.
Who's Weng Weng (pronounced Wang Wang), you ask? He's the baddest 2'9" B-movie star you never heard of...until now. According to Boing Boing referencing trashvideo he began his movie career doing underground adult films...nice. Also, he was in a video ["MoonBoy From Another Planet" in which he played a lovable three foot alien who befriends a poor Filipino boy] whos filmmaker sued Steven Spielberg for ripping off "E.T.". Also, he's a Guiness World Record holder (shortest adult actor in a leading role).
The best part is, the rap is actually really good. Great lyrics.
Classic:
Put your hands low down where he can see 'em
Then put 'em up high
He's a tiny human being
Guaranteein security to Philipino citizens,
It's all the same thing to Weng Weng
Guilty, innocent
He got his own style, he's got a cute little smile
In fact one time he even got picked up by a pedophile
But kill that
He's skilled at the art of attack
He got a razorblade hat,
a little gat,
and a rocketpack
He doesn't like booze so never pour him a shot of scotch
Just give him a coke and you won't get a pop in the crotch
His movies you love to watch,
he knows that they all sweet
WENG WENG IS DOIN HIS THANG THANG UNDER THREE FEET
You want fight scenes? SURE![Wikipedia]
So, a week or two or three ago (shut up, measuring time is stupid) I posted the 300 Anchorman clip. Little did I know just how many 300 trailer re-cuts there were. I still think the Anchorman one is the best - but I'll admit I haven't watched 1/5 of the ones out there.
Here's two I did watch, because these movies are both awesome:
Army of DarknessThe Sandlot
If you've got some time on your hands, check out the rest at [Arrogantics]
Apparently, this is from a Finnish sketch comedy show named "Ranuan Kummit". Possibly NSFW, assuming you're not allowed to watch clothed dancing alien softcore porn while a narrator hollers in Finnish.
Hot damn if this isn't the best advertisement I've ever seen. Just watching it makes me want to buy a sofa.
In case you didn't catch it, his store is located in Montgomery.
Yeah, you read that right. Drive-in church. I mean, I know we're a lazy country, but are Americans THAT lazy? Christ! [get it, I made a joke] And this place has been open for over FIFTY YEARS. Wow.
For more than five decades, the 12-acre plot of land off South Atlantic Avenue has been home to the Daytona Beach Drive-In Christian Church.[TampaBays10.com][driveinchurch.net]
So, a friend of mine went to SLC this weekend, and came back with stories of the Joseph Smith Sphinx. Yes, it's real...
The finished statues are likewise unconventional, even eccentric: a sacrificial altar, a shrine to Child's beloved wife Bertha, even a sphinx with the face of Mormon prophetJoseph Smith, Jr. Child, who shared the garden with thousands of visitors over his lifetime, knew that not everyone would appreciate his particular artistic vision. His primary concern, however, was that the garden would succed in making people think: "You don't have to agree with me," he said. "You may think I am a nut, but I hope I have aroused your thinking and curiosity."
[Wiki]
[PostMormon.org]
OK, so you're Brady Quinn. You played quarterback for Notre Dame, recently got drafted by the Cleveland Browns, and oh yeah, you like to grab balls apparently.
No, you pervert, a REAL beaver. Artist Kasey McMahon transformed a beaver into her computer, complete with case fans, USB, the works (yes, those two things constitute the works).
Specs:
