If at first you fail, hit it with your head again

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How real men play golf

Stroudsburg Area Regional Police are investigating complaints of a private golf outing featuring lap dance stations, threesomes and naked women at the Cherry Valley Golf Course on Monday.

Umm... yeah, check out the video after the story and feel ashamed of yourself that you haven't had the balls to do this.

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Makin' fries instead of plays since you made it rain

Here's a little tribute to Pacman Jones set to Crazy Train.

[OSF] Tecmo Bowl making a comeback

The makers of the classic NES football game Tecmo Bowl and the superior Tecmo Super Bowl are in the process of making an updated version of the game for today's consoles. As long as you can still do this, I'm all in... Here's MJD's take on it from The Debriefing... Picture a night of Tecmo Bowl with your friends right now. You'd put the game in, and for about 30 seconds, you'd be a giddy young buck. Within a couple of minutes, though, you'll say to yourself, "Really, this is it? I run in zig-zags and have just two different buttons to press?" Then one guy will leave because he has to go clean out his gutters or his wife will leave him, and another guy will pass out behind the couch because this is the one night of the month he's allowed to drink and he overdid it. From there, another friend will ask if he can turn the game off and watch Grey's Anatomy, and the one guy who does want to play, the unemployed stoner who has played Tecmo Bowl for three hours every day since 1988, will call you a sissy because you're saying this whole thing was a bad idea. Let's hope the new game has more then 4 plays to pick from and maybe a hair better graphics. As of this post there's no real information on specifics of the game.

Bruce Bowen's greatest hits

I think by now it's clear to anyone outside of San Antonio that Bruce Bowen is a dirty player. A great defender he might be and off the court he's apparently a very likable and intelligent guy. On the court though, he does stuff like this. That's just the most recent occurrence. There's plenty more where that came from but I'd highly recommend this one.

11 year old surfing prodigy

I'll let the video speak for itself. I wish I could do that when I was 11, or now for that matter.

Something smells like updog in here

If you've ever wondered what those faces the Stephen Jackson makes are all about, here's one guess. Stephen Jackson is constantly smelling a bad fart. [Read]

Greatest goal ever?

I don't think I'd go that far as The Sun did, but this is pretty damn sick.

Watch your junk around Brady Quinn

OK, so you're Brady Quinn. You played quarterback for Notre Dame, recently got drafted by the Cleveland Browns, and oh yeah, you like to grab balls apparently.

Ultimate Warrior is INSANE

Honestly, I can't even think of anything to say, except "enjoy".

Maybe fans should just stay in the stands

During halftime of the Dallas/Golden State game, one lucky fan got the opportunity to dunk using a trampoline. Bad idea. Maybe next time they should pick someone a little less...Caucasian.

Michael Vick's meeting with Roger Goodell

This is a hilarious sit down between Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick and NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. [Read] In reality, this is what Vick had to say after the meeting with the big man: "After what happened Friday, and then what happened on Monday, I just wanted to crawl in a hole. I can't take it no more. I walk around with a smile on my face and act like I'm happy, but on the inside it's hurting. And it's killing me. I ain't got no more energy left for it." "The more I continue to do things and my name is in the media, I'm not going to get anywhere. I'm taking it upon myself and giving everybody my word that things are going to get changed around. Things are going to get turned around. I have a game plan for it. The company I keep, a lot of things gotta change, and I mean that from the heart". All I have to say on the matter is that actions speak louder then words. That, and as long as he's not injuring other people or animals, he should continue to do dumbass shit for us all to laugh at.

Jimmy's mom will kick your ass

NSFW language I guess if you ever square off with Jimmy, you don't have much to worry about. Just don't let his mom get a hold of you.

Under Armor Employee's LOVE them some baseball

NSFW language I can't believe this doesn't happen more often with all the live video shots from crowds at sporting events.

Watch your noggin'

I'm not quite sure HOW the keeper didn't see the dude standing right in front of him, but at least he got an assist out of it.