Don't buy bacon from K-mart

I love bacon. If it wouldn't kill me, I'd probably eat bacon for every meal of the day. Bacon on cheeseburgers, bacon on sandwiches, steak wrapped in bacon, bacon on bacon with a side of bacon. I loves me some bacon. This however, is not bacon... This was purchased at a K-mart in Denver. Don't ever buy your bacon from a K-mart in Denver. [Read]